The planet Earth hates you. I don’t care how much you’d like to think otherwise, but the evidence is quite clear. From the moment you are born one “natural” thing or another tries to kill you, and so far, given enough time, the planet always wins. Always. The evidence is all around. Storms continuously try […]
My least favorite terrain in these United States belongs in Oklahoma. Its flat. Incredibly flat. Oklahoma is the Milla Jovovich of states. FLAT. I contend that the entire state resides on a single hill of about three feet in height. Oklahoma City resides on the “pinnacle” of the hill and can be seen almost as soon as you enter the state and constantly looms on the horizon like some eternal taunt. Damn you founders of Oklahoma. After leaving Oklahoma City it’s image continues to loom within your rear view mirror as a constant reminder that you are in Oklahoma. Oklahoma City itself is quite nice from what I remember. I doubt I’ll ever return.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
I hate using public toilets. There is something simply wrong with the idea of multiple people using the same space for … well you know. Especially …
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Recently my wife and I watched Terminator Salvation, a pretty decent action flick I must say. I mildly burned my tongue eating pizza while watching it, a price I’d gladly pay again. Everything tastes just a little painful though. Anyway, back to the reason of this discussion. While watching the credits for the film I […]
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
WHO exactly WHO?!? was the brilliant mastermind that OK’d Erica Durance’s hair change in Smallville? The Lois Lane that I fell in love with has at a MINIMUM blond highlights. WHO?! is that woman with plain brown hair?! AGH! At least they still have that shot of her coming out of the water during the […]
Saturday, December 26, 2009
The movie industry has everything boiled down to several very specific and perfect formulas. The number of car chases and explosions in an action flick depends greatly on the location but is generally seven. The time it takes for the villain in a chick flick to become the hero is one hour fifteen minutes (give or take […]
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Here’s a quick list of things that I blame on Global Warming:
Warming of the globe – duh!
Cooling of the globe – ironic isn’t it?
I asked myself this question first several months ago. I couldn’t come to any sort of initial decision, so I began asking my friends. Most, such as AngryRedHead, immediately replied “No.†Many added “That’s ridiculous,†while at least one replied, “You need psychiatric help.†One friend, KewlBear, suggested that zombies do not poop but rather all of the brains that […]