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Recently my wife and I watched Terminator Salvation, a pretty decent action flick I must say. I mildly burned my tongue eating pizza while watching it, a price I’d gladly pay again. Everything tastes just a little painful though. Anyway, back to the reason of this discussion.

While watching the credits for the film I noticed that the principle female lead had the name of Moon Bloodgood. That’s allowed? I mean you can name your kids anything?! Really? KEWL!

Do you understand what that kind of freedom opens up? I thought using a Gaelic name for my little girl was “out there”, but now that I realize I have TOTAL freedom to name my kid ANYTHING … well lets just say my mind is afire! So here are a few possible boys and girls names I’m now considering for my next child.

Boys

  • Dragon Slayer
  • Master Blaster
  • King Arthur
  • Time Lord

Girls

  • Touch Her and I’ll Cut Your Penis Off

I think I like that one for girls so much I’m not even going to try for any other ones. Please consider what I’ve said here. Oh and I have one suggestion for all of you for your next child … it’s a great potential name: Joe Is King.

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2 Comments

  1. Chuck wrote:

    Just think about Penn Jillette’s daughter. Moxie Crimefighter Jillette.

    Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 12:08 pm | Permalink
  2. Cory wrote:

    I like Time Lord. Might have to steal that one from you!

    Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm | Permalink