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Smallville

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

WHO exactly WHO?!? was the brilliant mastermind that OK’d Erica Durance’s hair change in Smallville? The Lois Lane that I fell in love with has at a MINIMUM blond highlights. WHO?! is that woman with plain brown hair?! AGH! At least they still have that shot of her coming out of the water during the […]

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A Quick Observation About The Movies

Saturday, December 26, 2009

The movie industry has everything boiled down to several very specific and perfect formulas. The number of car chases and explosions in an action flick depends greatly on the location but is generally seven. The time it takes for the villain in a chick flick to become the hero is one hour fifteen minutes (give or take […]

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Global Warming Is To Blame

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Here’s a quick list of things that I blame on Global Warming:

Warming of the globe – duh!
Cooling of the globe – ironic isn’t it?

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Do Zombies Poop?

Monday, October 19, 2009

I asked myself this question first several months ago. I couldn’t come to any sort of initial decision, so I began asking my friends. Most, such as AngryRedHead, immediately replied “No.” Many added “That’s ridiculous,” while at least one replied, “You need psychiatric help.” One friend, KewlBear, suggested that zombies do not poop but rather all of the brains that […]

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