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Category Archives: OMG!!!

State of the Ass July, 2017

… So now that I’m on drugs (YEAH!) …


I’m about twelve hours away from getting on an airplane for the first time in my life. If I don’t think about it I’m ok, but when I do I’m all OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! I should try not thinking. … Yeah not helping. Maybe I can find another way to get my mind off things … like […]

My Anxiety Has a First Name, It’s Richard

Recently I was in a car with another man. (Yeah I know. This is getting good already). He was driving us to New Orleans for some nerdy “recreation” when we started doing something that is totally socially unacceptable in most states. We were talking reasonably about politics and religion. Both! I know right? WHO DOES […]

Review: Let’s Pretend This Never Happened

Let’s Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson Where to start? Ah yes. Go buy this book. Now. It’s that good. You don’t have to read this review, just trust me. Buy the book. Read the book. Laugh your ass off. Finish the book. Go to and read her blog. Go to and […]

Brainnnnsssss ….

The brain is primarily fat. The weight of average human brain: 1350g. Calories per gram of fat 9. The average human brain has around 12,150 calories. So using this formula one can determine that zombies should all be really fat, either that or the average zombie has an INSANE metabolism.


OMG!!! I LOVE RUSSELL!!! I refer of course to Russell from the current season of Survivor: Heroes vs. Villians. Russell is THE archtypical snake in the grass and everyone knows it. His allies know it. His foes know it. Babies are now born with the knowledge, Russell is a snake. And I LOVE him. Tonight […]