Here’s a quick list of things that I blame on Global Warming:
- Warming of the globe – duh!
- Cooling of the globe – ironic isn’t it?
- Hurricanes! – We had something like 3(?) this year? Oh the humanity!
- Erratic weather – the weather was SO much more predictable 10 years ago
- Increased prostitution – really! The U.N. says so, so it MUST be true. I mean folks at the U.N. NEVER hide/destroy/suppress information for their own purposes, and we all know NOTHING political ever happens there … they are PURELY a scientific organization.
- Gingivitis
- Night at the Roxbury
- Skepticism becomes a crime- but ONLY for anti-climate change topics
- Melting glaciers
- Expanding glaciers
- Deserts – wait increased CO2 will cause increase forestation so …
- Jungles
- Rising Waters – Really the ice caps will melt and all those hurricanes are dumping water especially in the drought ridden South. We’ll all drown eventually. Thank goodness for the increased number of ..
- Mountains – All that water is going to press down on the mantle which will cause land masses to shift and rise.
- Nuclear war
- Gingivitis
Phew … I’m missing several things I’m sure. Â If you can think of anything let me know. Oh yeah…
- Forgetfulness
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